Saher Lodhi Keh Afsanay
From the Blog Speak Your Mind!!!: Saher Lodhi Keh Afsanay - I have seen Saher Lodhi on television for many years now. There was a time he used to come on Indus Tv with his program Chai Time in which he called celebrities and took their interviews in an extremely decent manner. He was less showy, as we can say. Simple and covered most points and communicated good messages. But success brings the worse in most people. I have listened to his radio shows and tv shows to understand why most people hate him so much. There are hate groups made for him. People hate his Shahrukh Khan accent. But I have also seen, that there is some particular class that loves him and who call him up on his radio shows religiously. I will just pen down some of what I have heard him say and talk on his radio shows…I wish I could somehow put that accent here too. Saher Lodhi (Our Local SRK): Haan ji kia haal hai badshahooo, tussi kaise ho, chak day phatayyyyyyyyyyyyyChalo jee ajj mai soch raha hoo keh hum kia baat karayActually you know what, I think aaj mera mood kuch alag hee karnay ka haiJee haan, kia samjhay, chak de phattay Choray topic shopic, paojiii kuch music wuzik suntay hain, ganay shanay gatay hain, gappay shappay lagatay hainWhat do you say….Chak De Phatay Godddd inn puranay gano ki baat hee kuch aur haiI mean there is something about themI dono I dono I dono You know there is something about them – jo bilkul hee alag hai Yeh sunay sunay agli line…aahaaa kia baat haiUfff bas ab agla gana kuch aisaa hai, Amitabh ji ko yaad kartay hueeeMan, I just love old music.Un ki baat hee aur thi. Man I just love Junaid bhai.Kia awazz hai inki. Seriously, seriously, no seriously, I mean Vital Signs tou my favorite band since forever.And yeah yeah Junoon too.Seriously I love Junaid bhai. Kia baat hai. Some day I will call Junaid Bhai on my show.Ahaahaa this man is just too good. I swear too good. Kyun Shahrukhhhhhhhhhhh aaj meri chai nahi laye tum.Yeh agli line tumhare liye hai Oooohhh hamari cricket team nay bara kum score banayaPar koi baat nahi badshahooooooo dekhte jaoAbhi agli ball par chakka maray geOoohooo sirf ek run banaKoi gal nahiiiiiiiiiiiAb aglay pooray over mai 6 hee 6 banay geChak de Chak deMai keh raha hoo naaaaa You know guys, when I went to USAI used to walk very early in the morning to my universityWahan mujh se aksar logo nay kahan you resemble Shahrukh KhanI didn’t know keh woh kon haiPar yeh log mujhay kehtay thay Kher mai kisi Shahrukh Khan jaisa nahi Bhayee suna hai aaj kal Amitabh ji ko twitter pe koi tang kar rahaAb unhain pata laga hoga how celebrities and famous people like me feel hahahahKyun Amitabh ji??? Kiaa khayal hai ajj Hum Tum hojayeeeeI am telling you keh aaj ka Hum Tum kuch alag hee tarah ka hogaaaaaaaaaaSeriously don’t miss it ok Hum Tum: Saher ji talking both for girl and boy -Girl: Excuse me yeh kia haiBoy: What do you mean kia hai….table haiGirl: I know table tou hai par yeh papers kis keh liye haiBoy: Zahir hai table aap ki hai tou aap hee keh liye hoge Girl: Ufff God tum se tou baat karna hee fuzooooool hai. Jao mere liye coffee laoBoy: Ma’am coffee machine wahan hai, aaap khud hee leh ayay…self service you knowGirl: What the hell, tum mere dad ki company mai job kartay ho itni tameez nahi keh kis se kaise baat kartay hainBoy: Maa’m tameez tou hai, par coffee machine tak jana maire JD mai nahi haiGirl: God akhir tum khud ko samjahtay kia hoBoy: Acha khasa handsome larka aur kiaGirl: Tum jo hona bilkul hee idiot hoBoy: Par aapko iss idiot se baat karna pasand bhi tou haiGirl: What do you mean? Maine yeh kab kaha?Boy: Aap ne kab yeh nahi kaha Ma’am?Girl: What the hell, dekho apni hadd mai rahoBoy: Ma’am mai tou apni haddd mai hooo…par shayad aaapGirl: What do you mean? Huh ________________________________________________________________________________And this crap goes on forever…He talks like that for most of the days. Sometimes, he also acts in a very dramatic manner and gives speeches about how things are wrong in our country and at that point you may actually fall for his nice character that the man thinks so deeply but then the next week you will see the same man making fun of scholars and the way they talk and walk. . Read Full Post
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