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Pakistan in Year 3000

From the Blog tanzeel Would like to share an excellent read with you. This is one of my favorites. Enjoy Reading. *Two Top American Executives at IBM, USA* Alex: Hi John. You didn't come to work yesterday John: Yeah. I was at the Pakistani Embassy trying to get my visa. Alex: Oh, really? What happened? I've heard that these days they have become very strict. John: Yeah, but I managed to get it. Alex: How long did it take to get it stamped? John: Man, it was a long queue. Bill Gates was waiting in front of me and they really gave him a hard time. The poor guy even brought the property papers for his house in Seattle to show them that he will return to USA. I went there at 4:00 a.m. to get in the queue and there were tons of people ahead of me. Alex: Really? In Pakistan, at the US Embassy itpakistanblogs.blogspot.comRead Full PostComments

کیوں؟؟ کنوارے کنواریاں

From the Blog universe-zeeno*منجانب فکرستان* یہ بھی ایک عجیب جادو ہے: وہ یہ کہ جب کسی بات کی تاریخ طے ہوجاتی ہے تو وہ دوڑتی چلی آتی ہے مثلاً جیسے ہی شادی کی تاریخ طے ہوجاتی ہے،دیکھتے ہی دیکھتے وہ پہنچ جاتی اورالسلام علیکم کہہ کر سب کو ہڑ بڑا دیتی ہے۔۔موجودہ مثال: بھارتی الیکشن کمشنر نے تاریخ کا اعلان کیا کیا کہ *7*اپریل آ پہنچی۔۔ بھارتی وزیر اعظم کا مقابلہ سوائے کیجری وال کے کنواریوں/ کنواروں کے بیچ ہورہا ہے۔۔یہ سب وزیر اعظم بننے کیلئے اپنے کنوارے پن کو ایک پلس پوائنٹ کے طور پر اپنے اپنے انداز میں عوام کے سامنے پیش کر رہے ہیں۔۔۔ 66 سالہ جے للتا: " اے آئی اے ڈی ایم کے" پارٹی کی سربراہ ابھی تک کنواری ہیں وہبھی چاہتی ہیں کہ کسی طرح جوڑ توڑ کرکے وزیر اعظم بن جائیں۔۔۔۔اُنکا کہنا ہے کہ عوام ہی میرے بال بچّے ہیں اور میں اپنے دیش کی خدمت کرنا چاہتی ہوں۔۔ 63 سالہ نریندر مودی کہتے ہیں آدمی بال بچوں کیلpakistanblogs.blogspot.comRead Full PostComments

Dancing with the Taliban

From the Blog tahiralipakToday, the Pakistani nation stands confused and divided on the issue of dealing with the Taliban. The PM, despite a sizable divergence of views in his party, is determined to pursue the peace process through negotiations and most of the right wing religious parties, as well as, PTI are supporting his stance, while a reasonable segment of society, including liberal parties, are skeptical about the out-come. In their view, an all out military operation must be undertaken to quell Talibanization once and for all. Whatever modalities are adopted by the Government to deal with the Taliban, fact is that the latter have gained pre-eminence and all stake-holders are vying to dance with them fof pursuance of their agendas/strategies/objectives. In given environment, Pakistan needs to adpakistanblogs.blogspot.comRead Full PostComments

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